1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:06,790 Since when did a West leave his family to lay lino or a sassy piece of skirt? 2 00:00:06,910 --> 00:00:11,150 Hey! You can keep him, because from now on, he's no bloody son of mine! 3 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:14,350 Before you butter off, we should talk about a divorce. 4 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:16,370 Who said anything about buttering off? 5 00:00:17,110 --> 00:00:18,170 I'm sure he did. 6 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:21,210 It's so great to meet you, finally. I've heard so much about everyone. 7 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:22,610 Well, guess what? 8 00:00:22,750 --> 00:00:24,390 We've heard fuck all about you. 9 00:00:26,490 --> 00:00:27,630 Mum had a kid. 10 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,330 A bastard kid. 11 00:00:29,810 --> 00:00:31,610 Dad, the kid was Gary. 12 00:00:33,899 --> 00:00:34,899 America, huh? 13 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:39,020 Ah, they're going to make a series out of my videos and it's all totally true! 14 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:40,380 Oh, Daddy! 15 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,900 You can't sell your own baby. I never wanted a baby and I just don't see why I 16 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:47,460 should come out of this with nothing. You're not selling your baby. You can't 17 00:00:47,460 --> 00:00:50,300 fucking do that! I will call the cops, I'll take you to court, I'll send you to 18 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,020 the bin if I have to. Slight change of plan. 19 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:54,120 I need half my money up front today. 20 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:55,900 No! 21 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,440 Family. 22 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:02,940 I can bid you. 23 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,940 Blood's always thicker, don't you reckon? 24 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,280 Hey, what a clever girl you are, huh? 25 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:31,580 What a big pooper. 26 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:36,040 You go give your uncle a cuddle. Yeah. 27 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:40,140 Hey, buddies. 28 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,080 Hey. Yeah. 29 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:52,420 We got a... Oh, hello. Kitty Mayhew from Plunkett. 30 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:53,660 Oh, yes. 31 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,640 Following up on baby... Princess. 32 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,640 Tiffany. Princess Tiffany. 33 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:59,420 Help! I'm in here! 34 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,080 Help! It's me! I'm in here! 35 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,540 What was that? Nothing. 36 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:14,600 What the fuck do you want? We're responding to an emergency call from 37 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,820 address. A kidnapping. 38 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,100 There is no kidnapping. 39 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:18,500 Help me! 40 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,620 How the fuck did she get a phone? I don't know. I didn't give her much 41 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,080 Help! 42 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:27,220 Just keep it down, eh? 43 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:28,680 Keep it down. 44 00:02:29,140 --> 00:02:30,700 These are all sweetie, eh? 45 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,560 Look, she's been kept inside for her own good and the baby's right. 46 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,980 She's the mother? No, I'm the mother. 47 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:38,220 No, I'm... 48 00:02:38,990 --> 00:02:40,810 She's got a really nice room. 49 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,890 It used to be my room. Open this door. 50 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,630 She's got psychological issues. 51 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:46,530 Because I am being held prisoner! 52 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:50,790 Open the door, Cheryl, or we break it down. Yes, break the fucking door! 53 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:52,390 Help her. 54 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:11,350 Well, if you're not going to arrest her, then get out of my fucking way! No! No! 55 00:03:12,370 --> 00:03:13,370 No! 56 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:20,050 Now, my family are great and I love them to pieces, but if they curse or if they 57 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:22,350 throw anything, you know, just try not to... 58 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,160 You know these ladies? 59 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,780 Fucking bitch! 60 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,720 Mom! Let's go. You're back. 61 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:51,700 And this is Milt, who owns the Sunset Channel, who really loves my work. And 62 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:57,540 as of two days ago, is now my adorable and completely wonderful new husband. 63 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:35,160 police don't carry weapons. 64 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:38,000 How about that? How about doing your fucking job? 65 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:47,520 Wow, what a cutie. She's very healthy and the cords cleaned up nicely. 66 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:49,560 You think we wouldn't look after her? 67 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:55,700 Well, I'll be back very soon and I'll be putting in a call to maternal mental 68 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:56,700 health. Great. 69 00:04:57,220 --> 00:04:59,540 I'm not nuts. She is the one who's nuts. 70 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,300 What? What is going on here? 71 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:05,230 Okay, first we had the cops. 72 00:05:05,490 --> 00:05:09,470 No, was it all read out? She was good. Actually, she was really good, yeah. And 73 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,890 then, oh, the whole 12 -day thing came up. 74 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,050 What 12 -day thing? 75 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:16,790 Well, that's when you can adopt a baby. 76 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,530 A few weeks ago, it was day 12, and she was going to do it, man. Give her away. 77 00:05:20,770 --> 00:05:21,770 Where are you going? 78 00:05:21,870 --> 00:05:25,590 Nowhere? She's done the adoption thing. The baby's gone. We don't ever get her 79 00:05:25,590 --> 00:05:31,190 back. So, Mum, anyway, I put another lock on the door, and... And she's been 80 00:05:31,190 --> 00:05:32,190 there ever since? 81 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,200 Who? 82 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:34,800 I'll see you very soon. 83 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:36,760 Definitely one for psych services. 84 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,360 You're not meant to agree with her. 85 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:39,860 Well, isn't it a red -letter day? 86 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:43,520 I hear Wayne moved out. 87 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,840 Yep. 88 00:05:46,220 --> 00:05:47,220 We'll leave you to it. 89 00:05:48,820 --> 00:05:52,660 Your mum's gone real dark on it, man. And the whole dad thing just isn't 90 00:05:52,660 --> 00:05:56,040 helping. What dad thing? Just sign the papers. Never. Sign it over to me and 91 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,120 everything goes back to normal. Fuck you. 92 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:03,040 Don't ever take this phone in there again. Got it. 93 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,980 Wow, Mum, it's so terrible. 94 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,200 So, you're married, are you? 95 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:19,160 Yes. And I know you're dying to hear about it at the little chapel in Las 96 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,500 I know. That can wait till later. Can you stay here and hold the fort? I'll be 97 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,620 back in time for the next feed. 98 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:25,540 Loretta. No. 99 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:26,860 Baby. 100 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,320 Shouldn't have stolen my phone, man. 101 00:06:30,380 --> 00:06:31,299 What do you mean? 102 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:38,040 Van, what no one seems to get is I've promised my baby to a poor childless 103 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,920 couple. Okay, but we really like her too. 104 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:48,780 What about their angst as they wait and wait? She's like the perfect 105 00:06:48,780 --> 00:06:51,840 little princess, you know? 106 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,560 That's my new name for it. 107 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,440 Princess. 108 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:00,580 Yeah, I wanted to call her Aurora, but Mum thinks it's bad luck. 109 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Van. 110 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,000 I owe the Colhoun. 111 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:05,980 I owe them a shitload of money. 112 00:07:08,300 --> 00:07:10,500 Give it back. I can't. I've already spent it. 113 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:14,940 I'll help. 114 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,500 Really? Yep. 115 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:24,340 I've got... 20... That's not going to do it, Van. 116 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,840 I'm trying to help you. You don't care about me at all. Of course I do. No. 117 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:30,620 You're a coward. 118 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,760 And you're a traitor. 119 00:07:31,980 --> 00:07:36,260 And I hope you remember that when I do go actually crazy or die of starvation. 120 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:43,380 I'm starting a hunger strike. 121 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:56,980 Yeah, g'day. 122 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,340 Fuck, Wolf, is that you? 123 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:00,600 Cheryl, what can I do for you? 124 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I'm looking for Jethro. 125 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:05,560 Don't go anywhere. 126 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:18,220 Why are you sleeping there? 127 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,500 It's safer. 128 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Hey. 129 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:23,040 Hey. It's you. 130 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:25,480 Your mother. Hey, Dad. 131 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,160 Let's take this upstairs, shall we? 132 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:33,419 Hey, Mum. What's up? 133 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:40,380 I know you don't want me to come around to the house anymore, Dad, but Loretta, 134 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:41,620 she's real bad. 135 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,740 And Mum's bad. 136 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:47,020 It's all bad. 137 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,580 Except Princess. 138 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,420 She's amazing. 139 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,220 I and Pascal, she's good too, I guess. 140 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,059 She's back? 141 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:00,520 Yep. With her husband. 142 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:02,700 Fucking what? 143 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:03,820 Husband. 144 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,640 No, no, no, just that. But about Loretta. 145 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:12,800 Yeah, well, at least the cops think she's crazy. 146 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,800 And it won't be long until you go to court. 147 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,860 But no way am I letting that bitch from Hearn Bay take little Tiffany. 148 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,440 Tiffany. 149 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,020 What's wrong with that? 150 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:26,400 Nothing. 151 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:28,199 Oh, hold on. 152 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,440 I've got to go. I'll talk to you later. 153 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,320 All going well? 154 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,319 Yep. 155 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,320 Couldn't be better. 156 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:38,760 I was real sweet of you to take the couch to your throne. 157 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,500 I didn't have a choice, did I? 158 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,740 Playing hell with your old man's back. 159 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,020 Where are you going? 160 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,800 Got a few things to sort out. 161 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:03,420 Family things. 162 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:15,520 What about Thuy? What about it? 163 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,260 It's not a bad name. 164 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,340 So what's the dude on the Colquhoun? 165 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:25,470 Nothing. Firing up... Standing couple, not even parking tickets. 166 00:10:25,690 --> 00:10:26,690 Oh, shit. 167 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,050 Are you coping? 168 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:32,650 Kind of. 169 00:10:33,770 --> 00:10:34,970 Is there anything I can do? 170 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,690 Well, you're dealing with the old man. 171 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,170 It's more than enough. 172 00:10:46,490 --> 00:10:47,670 What do you bloody want? 173 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,990 Daddy, I was going to come and surprise you. 174 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,530 Yeah, well, you did that all right. Hey, Mr West. 175 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,060 Milton Delaney III. 176 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:57,220 What sort of a stupid name is that? 177 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:59,040 It's my name. 178 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,200 Same as my daddy's and my good old pop's. 179 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,200 Aren't you going to congratulate me? 180 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,900 I'll get back to you on that. 181 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:16,340 No. Okay, okay. Shh, shh, shh. Come on, honey. It's okay. 182 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:17,940 Think beautiful. 183 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,330 It's quite a bit of money we're talking. 184 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,590 Yeah, that's why I can't back out. 185 00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:30,410 Not that she can see it. Well, your mother doesn't know everything. 186 00:11:30,610 --> 00:11:31,610 Out. Now. 187 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,810 I'll see what I can do. No, what you'll do is get out. 188 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:38,090 Now. 189 00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:47,770 You have no right to come in here. You do not have the right. 190 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:49,369 This is different. 191 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,370 What? 192 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,010 New bedspread. 193 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:55,890 It is bad enough you're coming round my business. You think I want you in my 194 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:58,510 home giving me your opinion on home fucking furnishings? 195 00:11:58,790 --> 00:12:01,150 Technically, it is still half my house. 196 00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:07,430 And as for the business... I think it's to do with the Gary thing. 197 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:08,850 Yeah, good old Gary. 198 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:14,250 He asked me to take care of a few of his business affairs while he was away. 199 00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,530 This is my business. 200 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,690 Well, my business now. 201 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,470 Family business. 202 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:23,140 Great undies, Cheryl. 203 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,360 All I want is what's best for my family. 204 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,580 By making them cry. 205 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,260 I get the path, girl. 206 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:34,260 Loretta's the priority, I would have thought. Well, fuck me, I hadn't 207 00:12:34,540 --> 00:12:37,120 Want to keep your granddaughter or not? That's what I'm trying to do. 208 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,060 And making a right cock up of it? Yeah, and you waving your dick around's 209 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,060 certainly helping, isn't it? 210 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,360 You don't have to like it. I don't. So why don't you just bugger off? 211 00:12:44,740 --> 00:12:45,820 Do what you're best at. 212 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,620 Nearly as cute as you were. 213 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,520 You were really rude to my husband. 214 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:21,420 Thought you were off to see the world, make a movie. 215 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,700 It's a series, and we're going to shoot it here, like Lord of the Rings. 216 00:13:25,140 --> 00:13:27,200 So you felt you needed to marry the odd fart? 217 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:30,060 Mo is not that old. He's not much older than you are. 218 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:34,000 And he's the sweetest man in the whole world, and he needs me. 219 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,200 I'll bet he does. 220 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,640 You are trying to make this ugly, but you can't. 221 00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:42,550 You don't marry somebody that you've known for four weeks. Five weeks and you 222 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,770 knocked up mum in less time? 223 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:44,970 Well, look where that ended. 224 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,410 Look, I know that you're bitter about your mum. 225 00:13:48,330 --> 00:13:49,049 I'm not. 226 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,770 Yes, you are. You're thinking dark, angry thoughts and so is she. 227 00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:55,110 But they're too dark. They don't make a light. 228 00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,910 You know, it's like you're in a dark room and you're charged about all angry. 229 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:02,390 But all that happens is you bang into the furniture or a wall and that's got 230 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:03,390 hurt. 231 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:06,830 You know what you need to do here, don't you? 232 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:09,030 Uh, no. 233 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,950 You need to put the light on. 234 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:18,450 Right. Yeah, well, open some curtains, because natural light is much better, 235 00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,730 it's filled with vitamin D. 236 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:27,250 So, where are we up to? 237 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:31,190 We're at the Roasty Nail, the roast of the day. Have you heard from the cops? 238 00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:32,650 No. 239 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,950 Don't they want to know where the bodies are buried? 240 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:37,399 There's one body. 241 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,400 When it's only a suspicion. 242 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:41,200 They'd get off their arses and dig up that driveway, they'd find out. 243 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,860 Hey, the point of the exercise, as I remember it, was to get rid of Gary 244 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,920 Gary bloody Savage. 245 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:50,420 Well, he's gone. 246 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,940 Skipped the country because we were on to him, guilty as sin. 247 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,099 We don't know that. 248 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,100 I know it. 249 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:58,260 You know it. It doesn't give us the right to dig up driveways in Kumeyaay. 250 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,620 You don't need that. 251 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,400 You give the cops a rocker. 252 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,360 Or I bloody will. 253 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,120 That was fantastic, Cheryl. What do you call that dish? 254 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,320 Fish pie. 255 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 That's traditional food? 256 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,780 You will have it all the time when I come round. 257 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,960 I'm all in. 258 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,140 Oh, you go. I'll see you soon. 259 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,060 Good night, all. Good night, Cheryl. Thank you. Can I have your beer, man? 260 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:32,719 yeah, please. 261 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:33,720 Hey, 262 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,240 got a little of the rings, eh? I love those hobbits, man. 263 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,040 I did over. 264 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:49,100 So, what's the story with this 265 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,100 wedding? 266 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:54,400 Well, we took a trip to Las Vegas in his private jet. 267 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,860 So he is loaded. 268 00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,580 Well, yeah, but that's not the reason why we got together. 269 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,400 We have heaps to give each other. 270 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,120 You get cast, so what does he get? 271 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:06,030 I've given Milt something really precious, something he thought was 272 00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:07,030 without drugs. 273 00:16:07,330 --> 00:16:10,210 Yeah, sometimes those old guys, they can't get a boner any other way. 274 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:16,030 No, Milt was, like, seriously incapacitated until he met me, but I 275 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,210 Yeah, with the power of love. 276 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,770 I reached out, and I touched him. 277 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,070 Go Milt. 278 00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:25,210 Well, mainly it was the power of positive thinking. 279 00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:27,550 And how did that work? 280 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,250 Well... 281 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:36,850 If you think beautiful, which is my new philosophy, then things really, truly do 282 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:38,270 become beautiful in real life. 283 00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,050 So what if you're butt ugly or way fat? 284 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,770 No, a few extra kilos, they don't matter if you think beautiful. 285 00:16:47,670 --> 00:16:48,690 Are you saying I'm fat? 286 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,050 I think she is. 287 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,350 You're not fat, baby, you're cuddly. 288 00:16:52,610 --> 00:16:54,810 Oh, no, you're saying I'm fat. I'm saying... 289 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:57,170 I can heal. I have that power. 290 00:16:57,470 --> 00:17:01,350 You know, I can heal you and Loretta and Dad, who you really need to heal with, 291 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:03,410 and also little Harmony. 292 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:07,130 Harmony. Yeah, it's a name that's symbolic and also beautiful. 293 00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:08,349 Sounds like a shampoo. 294 00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,409 I like Tuscany. 295 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,589 Aurora. I suppose we could call it Dawn. 296 00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,589 That sounds nothing like Aurora. 297 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,109 It sounds like brain damage. 298 00:17:15,609 --> 00:17:16,609 Thorn. 299 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:22,109 Look, I believe that if we just think beautiful, then the right name will 300 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,109 manifest. 301 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,680 Everything will be fine. 302 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:25,859 You'll see. 303 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,200 You'll see. 304 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,500 Now I'm going to go heal milk. 305 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:33,340 Lucky milk. 306 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,640 What a load of bullshit. 307 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:38,340 A gold digger? The fool Anna Nicole. 308 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,940 Put the freaking light on. 309 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,100 What's she on about? 310 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,920 And the other one? 311 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,080 All stinty and crazy. 312 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,500 She can't keep me out of that house and she can't stop me seeing my kids. 313 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:56,080 And this she would be Cheryl. 314 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,700 She's just threatened and probably tired. 315 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,220 She's not as young as she used to be. 316 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,680 Trying to run a business with a new baby. 317 00:18:08,580 --> 00:18:09,940 She must have rocks in her head. 318 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,220 Oh, we could help, you know. 319 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,500 She doesn't want me anywhere near the business. 320 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,140 No, I meant with the baby. 321 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,330 We could take her. 322 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:22,690 We could? 323 00:18:22,730 --> 00:18:25,950 Yeah. I love babies, and I've got time. 324 00:18:26,330 --> 00:18:28,090 And little girls are so cute. 325 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,250 I was thinking Letitia. 326 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:31,470 You what? 327 00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:32,750 Letitia, for a name. 328 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:34,690 I think it's Tiffany. 329 00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,410 No, that is gross. 330 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:41,350 Look, it's sweet you want to help, but I don't think that'll go down too well. 331 00:18:42,530 --> 00:18:43,530 With Cheryl? 332 00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,050 Why do you care what she thinks? 333 00:18:46,850 --> 00:18:48,250 Loretta's the real problem here. 334 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:52,480 All it needs is a practical approach, not that she can see. 335 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,160 Cheryl. 336 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,320 More action. Where's fucking around? 337 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,740 More action sounds good. 338 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:12,040 Oh, my 339 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,560 God. 340 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,380 Jesus Christ, did he never stop? 341 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,160 We don't have to be here. 342 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,620 Yeah, we do. 343 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,680 If I leave, I never get back in. 344 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:31,360 Really? 345 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,260 Oh, you don't know my father. 346 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,160 He's back and everything has to be his way. 347 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,760 Yeah, I'm coming. 348 00:20:45,230 --> 00:20:46,230 Will you hear about the landscaping? 349 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:48,450 No. 350 00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,970 Not about landscaping. 351 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:54,930 So where's the little woman? 352 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:56,350 She's at work. 353 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:57,870 Not seeing much of her at the moment. 354 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,290 Well, they'll make it hard with a new baby. 355 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,590 Oh, I'd be looking after her. 356 00:21:02,830 --> 00:21:03,830 You would? 357 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,770 Yeah, men can look after babies. 358 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:08,750 Don't you have a job? 359 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,949 I was in finance. 360 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:10,950 I sold out. 361 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:18,900 See, the thing is, Andrew, all of this, it's a bit of a misunderstanding. 362 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,340 No, it's a clear agreement with Loretta. 363 00:21:23,260 --> 00:21:24,400 She changed her mind. 364 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Since when? 365 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,380 She changed her mind. 366 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:36,180 So, here's the money you paid her. 367 00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:37,580 I don't want it. 368 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:41,580 It's 40 grand. 369 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,520 I sold my business for four million. 370 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,200 I'm telling you this arrangement is over. 371 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,660 I'm getting your message loud and clear, Mr West. 372 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,160 But this is up to your daughter. We have a deal. 373 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:58,580 And I'm saying you don't. I think you'd better go before I call the police. 374 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:01,460 Don't you think they might like to hear about this? 375 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:03,920 Cash for babies. 376 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,240 Any payment was for expenses. 377 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,720 That's not illegal, not according to my lawyer. 378 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,260 Look, I have dealt with bigger shit than you all my time, Mr West, so take your 379 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:16,280 money and get the fuck out of my house. 380 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,800 Take it! Pants off! 381 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:22,580 This is about my family. No, it's about my family. 382 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:25,840 I don't want it. 383 00:22:26,260 --> 00:22:27,960 And no, I won't sign. 384 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:32,720 Look. 385 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,420 Look at her. Oh, fuck, not this again. 386 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:36,640 Come on. 387 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:37,860 Look at her. 388 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:41,860 Do you think that if I do that enough, something will magically change? 389 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,320 This isn't a movie of the week. Come on. 390 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,100 No? 391 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,500 Nothing? 392 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,300 Well, you need to know that I love her. 393 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,000 I really, really love her. 394 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,780 Little Angelique. 395 00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:11,440 Angelique? Well, if you want to name her, go for your life. 396 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:13,380 I'll love her whatever she's called. 397 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,680 And it'll break my heart if she goes. 398 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:19,040 And I can't live in the same house, not with her. 399 00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,860 Fine. Fine, you go then. 400 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:23,900 Go? Yeah. 401 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,260 You don't have to live here. Not if you don't want to. 402 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:29,520 You'd trade me for her. 403 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,160 Well, she needs a mother and a family. 404 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,160 And you're all grown up now. 405 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,840 Well, kind of. 406 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,160 You'll be fine. 407 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,580 So what do you say? 408 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:45,260 Coming. 409 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,640 What do you say? 410 00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:49,200 I say, wow, Mum, thanks for all the love. 411 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,600 And fuck you. 412 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:10,000 I heard from Plunkett. 413 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,180 Do good as united. 414 00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:14,530 You don't like plunkets? No, no, they're fantastic. 415 00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:15,770 They're great. 416 00:24:15,930 --> 00:24:18,810 My job will be a hell of a lot easier once I've got custody. 417 00:24:20,650 --> 00:24:25,310 I'm going to court, so I need that social work assessment you promised me. 418 00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:27,930 of that assessment is the wider family. 419 00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:30,750 Women in this family, they're all the same. 420 00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,190 Liars and cheats. 421 00:24:32,530 --> 00:24:36,090 There's slutty knickers round their slutty ankles you can't trust a single 422 00:24:36,430 --> 00:24:37,430 Your Sarah's great. 423 00:24:37,590 --> 00:24:38,650 She's so staunch. 424 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:41,750 And anyone who ever threatened that little girl? 425 00:24:42,330 --> 00:24:43,790 She'll give them such a smacking. 426 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,570 Yeah, I've had a lot of time with that little girl. 427 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:53,870 Because, uh... She's probably the reincarnation of my dead girlfriend. 428 00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:56,850 I don't care what your issues are. 429 00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:59,030 Or your opinion of my family. 430 00:24:59,310 --> 00:25:00,370 You owe me. 431 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,150 I'm in an awkward position. 432 00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:03,570 Yeah, you are, aren't you? 433 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:05,050 With Sif. 434 00:25:06,030 --> 00:25:08,870 Especially since you bent the rules for your Culhern mates. 435 00:25:10,410 --> 00:25:13,170 So finish that assessment and it better be fucking glowing. 436 00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:16,650 You're married to some old guy. 437 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:19,590 He's not old. And look, I cut up my scalp. 438 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,830 And I was thinking peach for name because it's like apple but softer. 439 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:26,690 Back to married after five minutes. Why isn't mum spazzing out about that? 440 00:25:26,970 --> 00:25:28,830 Because she gets that I'm happy and successful. 441 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:34,430 Now you know that maternal mental health are coming tomorrow. And you're married 442 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:39,150 to a doddery old yank. How crazy is that? He's not doddery. He's lovely, 443 00:25:39,150 --> 00:25:40,109 all Americans. 444 00:25:40,110 --> 00:25:42,050 An entire country on your intellectual level. 445 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,290 They just love that I'm so fresh and natural. 446 00:25:44,770 --> 00:25:48,370 But I have had to learn some American because they've never heard of huckery. 447 00:25:48,550 --> 00:25:50,590 And you can't say fuck on TV. 448 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,750 No wonder you came back. Yeah. 449 00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:57,450 But, you know, I'm happy not to curse because my brand is all about what's 450 00:25:57,870 --> 00:25:58,870 Your brand? 451 00:25:58,930 --> 00:25:59,930 Mm -hmm. 452 00:26:00,290 --> 00:26:04,630 I'm getting my own trademark Think Beautiful TM for my philosophy. 453 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:14,500 I'm sorry, but the ramblings of an unemployed formal model and rest home 454 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,200 do not constitute a philosophy. 455 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,040 It works. 456 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,680 What are you doing? 457 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,200 I'm reaching out to Taff. 458 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:24,340 You really need to heal. Fuck off. 459 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,920 And you really need a bath. And this pot pan that you're on is totally not the 460 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,720 way to lose your baby weight. I don't want to lose weight. I want to be 461 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,360 hospitalized so I can get the hell out of here. 462 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,480 Oh my God, you are sick. 463 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,400 You know that's cursing, don't you? 464 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,890 I'm going to put all my energy into thinking beautiful for you, and it will 465 00:26:42,890 --> 00:26:44,090 work. You'll see. 466 00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:46,210 And you think I'm insane? 467 00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:51,310 Just wanted to follow up on the information we gave you. Find out why 468 00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,310 piss -useless. 469 00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:55,170 We did look into it, but as a lead, it was a little tenuous. 470 00:26:55,510 --> 00:26:58,590 It was the job they were doing when Shuka disappeared, and why did he 471 00:26:58,770 --> 00:27:00,810 Because Gary bloody Savage knocked him off. 472 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:03,770 We haven't been able to speak to Mr Savage because he's out of the country. 473 00:27:03,970 --> 00:27:04,969 Because he did a runner. 474 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:06,330 We will be contacting him. 475 00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:07,519 Forget the talk. 476 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,240 Dig the bloody driveway. He's under there. 477 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,980 We appreciate your concern, but this is in our hands now. 478 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:17,080 Hands? What hands? You're sitting on them. Got them fiddling up your jacksy. 479 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,280 Ted. She wouldn't know a crime if the goose were on the growler. 480 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,920 This is the last time I help you lot with your inquiries. 481 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:29,540 Well, well. 482 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,500 It's kind of personal for Ted. 483 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,040 Thought you'd ended your connection with the West family. 484 00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,700 Not the Ted bit. 485 00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:41,570 Well, people wanted to go hunting sometime. 486 00:27:41,950 --> 00:27:44,310 So? I got a nice new root there. 487 00:27:45,950 --> 00:27:46,950 Very smooth action. 488 00:27:48,850 --> 00:27:49,850 Great. 489 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:52,230 Give me a call if you want to go bush. 490 00:27:59,690 --> 00:28:02,170 Oh, God, she's so gorgeous. 491 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,850 She doesn't look a bit like Loretta. 492 00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:08,830 Is this more about the Gary thing? 493 00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:11,030 You can leave her alone. 494 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:14,410 She's got enough on her plate without you giving her a hard time. I haven't 495 00:28:14,410 --> 00:28:15,470 bloody said anything yet. 496 00:28:15,850 --> 00:28:18,830 But you were going to, and she doesn't need it right now. No, no, it's all 497 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,830 right. 498 00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:21,670 Really? Yeah. 499 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:25,230 Let's take this somewhere else, shall we? 500 00:28:30,050 --> 00:28:31,370 So you tried to pay the money back. 501 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:32,970 What with? 502 00:28:33,690 --> 00:28:34,679 Doesn't matter. 503 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,040 The point is that Colquhoun bar is not backing down. 504 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,279 Bloody Louisa. 505 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,500 Yeah. You know, sometimes I think she might not be quite right, you know, 506 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,520 upstairs. 507 00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,520 Yep. Where did we go wrong? 508 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:49,700 She's never been any different. 509 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,400 She came out that way. 510 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:53,900 Follow you around the room with those eyes. 511 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:55,940 Take your car keys, hide them in a nappy. 512 00:29:00,100 --> 00:29:02,560 Oh, well, if she is nuts, it might help us in court. 513 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,850 You don't want to leave this to some judge. 514 00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,670 Well, she's not going to back down, is she? 515 00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:12,030 We need to stop bashing our heads against that particular brick wall and 516 00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,030 sledgehammer elsewhere. 517 00:29:13,230 --> 00:29:14,230 What on the ridder? 518 00:29:15,550 --> 00:29:16,770 There are two claims here. 519 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:22,030 Yours, which is right because she's our kid, and theirs, which is rich bastard 520 00:29:22,030 --> 00:29:25,510 bullshit. One of those claims needs to be taken out of the equation. 521 00:29:26,130 --> 00:29:27,130 A sledgehammer. 522 00:29:28,290 --> 00:29:30,350 A little show of family force. 523 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:31,950 United Front. 524 00:29:33,130 --> 00:29:34,130 You can stand it? 525 00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:38,670 Maybe. 526 00:29:39,590 --> 00:29:40,590 For a good cause. 527 00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,930 Hey, Filoni, thanks for coming. 528 00:29:47,190 --> 00:29:50,530 Well, my friends, both left and right, are happy to defend the honour of your 529 00:29:50,530 --> 00:29:52,070 family. No, there'll be no flirty cuffs. 530 00:29:52,370 --> 00:29:53,089 Oh, no! 531 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,230 We don't want the cops around. 532 00:29:56,330 --> 00:29:58,210 I'm sorry, but I cannot be part of that. 533 00:29:58,810 --> 00:30:00,490 This is about your family. 534 00:30:00,790 --> 00:30:01,790 I don't mind, honey. 535 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:06,120 It's not beautiful thinking. It might raise Milt's blood pressure. 536 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,480 Oh, well, Milt can piss off back to Alabama or wherever he's from. 537 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,080 Florida? 538 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,119 Daytona Beach? 539 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:13,180 Yeah, we'll get back to you. 540 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,760 Come on, Milt, let's go give you your daily dose of sunshine. 541 00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,160 Ah, we can't take Pumpkin. 542 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,060 Pumpkin? Well, someone's got to look after her. 543 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:26,840 All right, Munter. No, no, we need Munter. These folks in Hearn Bay need to 544 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,760 to know and love the tongue of the finniver. Oh, little friend. Yeah. 545 00:30:30,060 --> 00:30:31,900 Ah, Cherie can look after the baby sheep. 546 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,170 She's really good with kids. 547 00:30:36,190 --> 00:30:37,190 Yeah. 548 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,270 Point me to the formula. 549 00:30:40,990 --> 00:30:41,990 It's on the bench. 550 00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:44,710 If you use the microwave, check for hot spots. 551 00:30:45,090 --> 00:30:46,610 Yeah, yeah. And don't go near Loretta. 552 00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:49,550 I'm not scared of her. No, I mean it. 553 00:30:49,910 --> 00:30:50,910 Don't go near her. 554 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:17,710 Andy come to get your money back got a few friends I thought you should meet 555 00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:21,370 come on everyone this is Andy 556 00:31:57,930 --> 00:31:58,930 Who was that? 557 00:31:59,370 --> 00:32:00,370 Cherie. 558 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:02,850 Stand back from the door and no funny business. 559 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:05,510 Okay? 560 00:32:09,910 --> 00:32:10,910 Oh. 561 00:32:11,570 --> 00:32:12,930 Oh, aren't you a naughty girl. 562 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:15,050 Making everyone run around out there. 563 00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:16,370 Where are they? 564 00:32:16,650 --> 00:32:18,970 They've come to visit your friends at the cold home. 565 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,030 Shit. 566 00:32:21,310 --> 00:32:22,310 Yeah. 567 00:32:22,430 --> 00:32:25,770 I wanted to go, but then I thought maybe it was about time you and me had a 568 00:32:25,770 --> 00:32:26,770 little girl talk. 569 00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:28,810 Assuming you were a girl, not my father's slapper. 570 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:35,010 Look, we could just sit here trading insults, or you could listen to a 571 00:32:35,010 --> 00:32:36,070 proposition that I have. 572 00:32:38,710 --> 00:32:40,270 I could take your baby. 573 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:43,710 You? 574 00:32:43,890 --> 00:32:44,890 Me and Wolf. 575 00:32:45,350 --> 00:32:46,350 Makes sense. 576 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:50,170 If he stays in the family but not in your face, problem over. 577 00:32:51,850 --> 00:32:52,850 What's in it for you? 578 00:32:53,650 --> 00:32:54,970 I love babies. 579 00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:57,440 And I love your father. 580 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,080 And I am not the bitch slapper you all seem to think I am. 581 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,580 No. 582 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:04,100 No. 583 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:08,740 You're clearly really kind and considerate and thoughtful. 584 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:14,020 In fact, if I had to pick who you were most like, it'd be a tough call between 585 00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:16,700 Princess Di with Grow Out or Mother Teresa in Hot Pants. 586 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,140 Forget it. 587 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:20,020 Oh, you're not going already? 588 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:22,500 We're having such good girly chat. 589 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760 All the bottles are full. 590 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,720 Nowhere to come if we want a drink, eh? 591 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,960 Wicked pool out there, Mum. 592 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,280 Joy. 593 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,580 Oh, I'm sorry. 594 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,620 I must have shook it up in the van, I know. 595 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,560 Oh, dear. 596 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:57,700 Top of the line. 597 00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:58,739 Thank you. 598 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:02,120 Yeah, we thought it was about time we came round and met you properly. Now 599 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,580 all going to be part of the same family. 600 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:04,780 Yeah. 601 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,080 Hard to believe you're all related. 602 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:12,560 Yeah, we're bad brothers, me and her. Yeah, we've got so many friends. They're 603 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,940 all keen to stay in touch with our little baby. 604 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:16,719 Oh, 605 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,199 nice big lawn, too. Hey, we can put down a honey. 606 00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,100 Oh, we'll do both. 607 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,360 Oh, yeah! 608 00:34:23,739 --> 00:34:26,580 And both the PI guys will have a bit of a hoolie. 609 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,280 Yeah, we know where you live. 610 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:36,820 Oh, it's the lady of the house. 611 00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,080 Loretta's family, they thought they'd pay us a visit. 612 00:34:42,260 --> 00:34:43,420 Hi there. Hi. 613 00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,560 I'd better get that. 614 00:34:50,739 --> 00:34:52,840 Well, it's been a nice visit, Andrew. 615 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,360 First of many. 616 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,040 Well, that was a good day's work. 617 00:35:22,940 --> 00:35:23,960 Think they bought it? 618 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:28,000 Might have to go around there tomorrow with a few mates from the Rusty Nail. 619 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,400 Yeah, the ones with the most tat. 620 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,440 Hey, that was weird, eh? 621 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,700 Yeah, I know, man. How'd they get their bottle so full? 622 00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:37,920 No, the way your mum and dad acting like they actually liked each other. Yeah, 623 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:41,480 but when they were together, there was always, like, yelling and shouting and 624 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:42,480 shit. 625 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:46,880 Hey, it's going like that. 626 00:35:47,220 --> 00:35:48,220 Cherie! 627 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:49,700 She's gone. 628 00:35:51,500 --> 00:35:52,500 Is she ready? 629 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,340 Yes, it's me, and I need to pee. 630 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,319 Where's the key? 631 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,320 Where's the key? 632 00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,180 Where did you take her? 633 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,720 I don't know. You stupid fucking cow. I told you not to go in there. It's not my 634 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,200 fucking car. You know where she's gone, don't you? She fucking jumped me. 635 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760 Hey! 636 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560 Jump, purity. 637 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:22,110 You know that thing we were discussing earlier? 638 00:36:22,610 --> 00:36:25,210 Yeah, I'm a bit busy for hunting at the moment. 639 00:36:25,450 --> 00:36:26,750 Not that thing, the other thing. 640 00:36:27,670 --> 00:36:29,070 There have been developments. 641 00:36:29,670 --> 00:36:30,670 In the inquiry? 642 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,830 Involving an elderly man and some heavy machinery. 643 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,700 One baby, as promised. 644 00:37:07,940 --> 00:37:09,300 So call your lawyer, let's do it. 645 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:10,520 No, that won't be necessary. 646 00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,220 Isn't he just the sweetest? 647 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,540 What the fuck? 648 00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:24,420 I did it. I told you I would. 649 00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:29,640 Well, I was singing Beautiful Like Anything, and then I kind of put it from 650 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,640 mind, because I was showing them all my formative influences, like Bunsen's The 651 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,680 Chemist and The Janet Frame, and then it happened. 652 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 What happened? 653 00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:37,650 Karina Balani in the number five. 654 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:40,990 Karina, hi. 655 00:37:48,310 --> 00:37:51,290 No, I hardly had time to say, hey, how's it going? And she told me all about 656 00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:55,050 Hans, the German backpacker, who left her with a $5 ,000 phone bill and 657 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:57,110 her out with number five, which she didn't want and couldn't afford. 658 00:37:57,890 --> 00:37:58,890 And there she was. 659 00:37:59,950 --> 00:38:00,950 Beautiful answer. 660 00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:04,570 Karina Balani, his ugly baby. 661 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,900 No, this one is seriously cute. And white, because of the German. 662 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:11,640 And once Milt showed me how to write Cole Hoons, the whole thing only took 663 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:12,640 minutes. 664 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:18,800 You can't do this! This is breach of... 665 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,560 Shit. 666 00:38:21,420 --> 00:38:22,880 You sneaky prick. 667 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:26,540 Pascal. It's okay. No need to thank me. 668 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,560 This is a family thing, this obsession with diggers. You expect me to dig up 669 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,260 concrete driveway with a bloody shovel? 670 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,540 done it, too. Found that body. 671 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:16,580 Look, Ted, is this really anything to do with you? Rita went and had him. Gary 672 00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,580 Bloody Savage. 673 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,220 He was damned from the day he was born. 674 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:24,360 Okay. 675 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:26,720 What happened to you? 676 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,360 Nothing. 677 00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:32,420 If you know a crime's been committed, you've got to get off your chuck. What 678 00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:33,420 happened to that bullshit? 679 00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:36,760 We don't know, and that's the point, and there's nothing more we can do, so can 680 00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,760 you just let it... 681 00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:44,280 Red. Buy me a pint and I'll think about it. 682 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:52,760 Well, well, look at you. 683 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:58,380 Yeah, I'm a new woman, thanks to Goddess Pascal, the gold digger. I must be 684 00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,380 thrilled about that. 685 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,140 About that money you owe me. 686 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:05,800 What money? 687 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,980 The money I paid the Colhouns. Didn't ask you to pay it. 688 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:10,980 And I'm not asking for it back. 689 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:12,840 Not yet. 690 00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:15,540 But I do expect a return. 691 00:40:16,860 --> 00:40:17,860 You want interest. 692 00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:19,660 I like to be kept informed. 693 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,840 You want me to spy on your own family? 694 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:27,480 More be a point of contact. 695 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:33,800 Right. So do I need a code and a disguise or can I use the phone? 696 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,120 Over to you. 697 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:37,760 Unless you want to come and stay at my place. 698 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,100 There's no room at your place because it's actually Jethro's place. 699 00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:43,200 Well, he can shift in with his girlfriend. 700 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,860 Yeah, well, thanks for the offer, Dad, but I'd actually rather sleep with cane 701 00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:48,300 toads than live with you and the banshee. 702 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,680 What's going on? 703 00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:53,640 Just another movie of the week moment. 704 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,060 OK, come on, let's do this. 705 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,800 OK, now you sign here. 706 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,460 What now? 707 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:09,660 I have a condition. 708 00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,060 If I have to live in the same space as this child, then it cannot be called 709 00:41:15,060 --> 00:41:20,640 Tiffany, Angelique, or Princess, and it cannot be named after any kind of fruit, 710 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:25,360 fauna, wildlife, foreign city, minor pop star, or cheap designer label. 711 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,640 You want to name her? Yes, I do. 712 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:31,260 Okay. 713 00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:42,310 I'd like to raise a toast to a little girl who is now in our family for good. 714 00:41:43,030 --> 00:41:44,030 To Jane. 715 00:41:44,310 --> 00:41:46,410 Baby Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane. 716 00:41:46,710 --> 00:41:48,070 What kind of bat name is that? 717 00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:49,610 It's the name Loretta chose. 718 00:41:49,850 --> 00:41:51,610 Who knows, you might even be able to spell it. 719 00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:53,110 It starts with a J. 720 00:41:53,390 --> 00:41:56,850 It's also a classic movie about two loving sisters. 721 00:41:57,790 --> 00:41:59,210 Whatever happened to Baby Jane? 722 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,410 Correct. Aw, is that a bit like you and me? 723 00:42:02,910 --> 00:42:04,550 Yeah, a lot like you and me, actually. 724 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,280 Wow, that is so sweet. I think she might be kidding you, honey. 725 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:12,300 So there are advantages to having an elderly husband. 726 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,760 I'd like to take this opportunity to welcome Milt into our family. 727 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,660 I'm sure we'll all make him very welcome. 728 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:24,600 Cheers, Milt. Hi, Milt. Milt. 729 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,620 Thank you. I'm totally overwhelmed. Thank you. 730 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,800 And I am too, about the beauty of this moment. 731 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:36,940 And about being right about everything because of my philosophy. 732 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:43,240 So I want us all to take this moment, reach out and touch. 733 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760 Touch what? 734 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,240 Whoever's sitting next to you. 735 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:52,400 Come on, just reach out. Take their hand. Come on, Mum. 736 00:42:55,540 --> 00:42:57,660 And I want you all to remember who made this happen. 737 00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,420 Even though some of you were incredibly rude. 738 00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:06,710 fucking person next to you now! 739 00:43:09,970 --> 00:43:12,150 Sorry to curse, but I have to talk to them in their own language. 740 00:43:12,390 --> 00:43:13,390 What in Rome, baby? 741 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,230 Well, that turned out all right. 742 00:43:47,810 --> 00:43:48,810 Yeah. 743 00:43:50,710 --> 00:43:55,470 You and me, the whole family, it's a lot like old times. 744 00:43:57,530 --> 00:43:58,530 Yeah. 745 00:44:02,090 --> 00:44:03,890 Just know we can sort that divorce, eh? 746 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:19,220 DUDE! 747 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,380 This program was made with funding from New Zealand On Air.